USB Office Coffee Warmer Keeps You Awake at Work

USB Coffee Warmer by Lagoon Group
These days, there’s no shortage of stuff you can plug into your USB port. How about a mug warmer? Yes, it’s basically a small hot plate for the cubicle set, but the simplicity of this product is what makes it a great idea. If you’re looking for something a little more advanced, there are models that will keep your favorite drink hot or cold, and one with a four-port hub that displays the warming temperature. There are even mugs available that make the commute with you, plugging into both a car outlet and a USB port. So now you have no good excuse for falling asleep at your desk.
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Let me get this straight. All good coffee brewing equipment dumped the hot plate years ago in favor of thermal carafes. Why? Because brewing coffee is cooking, and the longer you apply the heat source, the more it causes evaporation, dehydration, and leaves a bitter, drecky residue in the pot.
So what’s the supposed “high-tech” answer? Commit more atrocities to coffee using a USB port.
Geniuses, I swear…